Dear Parliament,
Having taken the time to evaluate my calorie consumption. And having noted that Saturdays are for parties and other fun activities which could induce consumption. And Sunday lunches are still a thing.
I’d like to move the motion to abolish Saturday (and Sunday) calories. They should not count. They are likely to ruin the weekend if they continue to count. They could also seed doubt in one’s capabilities to be self-disciplined.
I hope you give this motion some consideration and then vote right: which is to abolish weekend calories.
Thank you!
Honourable YaKoYo.
